Seven Possible Dexter Spin-Offs
Showtime is considering a spin-off of Dexter after it wraps up its eighth and final season this summer. Because I’m always there for you, I’ve put together seven possible sugge
New DRUNK HULK T-Shirts!
My pal Scott Bradley from BradleysmpDesign created this wonderful Drunk Hulk T-shirt design. I’m really honored that he did this. And it would mean the world to me if you we
The Six Stages Of Having Your Penis Put On The Internet
Yesterday, I was caught in a scandal involving my penis and the internet. Normally this wouldn’t be a big deal, but I’m also running for mayor of this fine city. Since this is
Manolith’s 10 Best Hulk Parody Twitter Accounts
“The big daddy of all Hulk parody accounts . . . He’s funny, waxing poetic on pop culture in curt and hilarious ways.”
RE: “Why Twitter Parody Accounts Should Stay Anonymous”
This is an edited version of an email I wrote to Matt Buchanan regarding his piece “Why Twitter Parody Accounts Should Stay Anonymous” from the New Yorker website. I’ve remov
Let me tell you about my Joke Book
I’ve been keeping a small notebook to write down my ideas for jokes over the last year. A couple of months ago, I bought a second book to re-write the more polished jokes and to
Following Pope Francis on Twitter
In case you missed it, Pope Francis is offering indulgences – a reduction in the time one spends in purgatory – for those who follow him on Twitter. In an attempt to gain mo
NO WISDOM
My dentist said that there was a complication with my wisdom teeth extraction, which is why he had to amputate my legs. He said that teeth are a lot like icebergs – there was a l