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Top 10 Most Popular Drunk Hulk Tweets

In celebration of Drunk Hulk’s new book SMASHED: THE LIFE AND TWEETS OF DRUNK HULK, here are his ten most popular tweets (based on the number of retweets):

  1. IT IMPORTANT CELEBRATE EARTH DAY! NO ONE CELEBRATE PLUTO DAY! AND YOU KNOW HOW THAT TURN OUT!
  2. ROMNEY WANT FIX BUDGET BY CUTTING PBS! NO TRUST ANYONE WHO PUT WALL STREET BEFORE SESAME STREET!
  3. YOU CAN GET SHOT FOR WHAT YOU WEAR? THEN HOW COME NO ONE SHOOT WHITE PEOPLE FOR WEAR CROCS?
  4. MONDAY! YOU FALL APART! TUESDAY WEDNESDAY! BREAK DRUNK HULK HEART! OH THURSDAY! NO EVEN START! IT FRIDAY! DRUNK HULK IN LOVE!
  5. MAYBE IF PEOPLE STOP POUR WATER ON KARDASHIAN! AND NO FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT! THERE NO BE SO MANY OF THEM!
  6. SUPREME COURT DROP DOMA! BARNES & NOBLE DROP NOOK! FOOD CHANNEL DROP DEEN! BAD WEEK FOR BIGOTS! BOOKS! AND BUTTER!
  7. I had the weirdest dream. All I did was drink and tweet in all caps. And everyone encouraged my terrible behavior.
  8. JUSTIN BIEBER THROW UP DURING CONCERT! DRUNK HULK HOPE SHE NO PREGNANT!
  9. TWILIGHT! IF DRUNK HULK WANT SEE BUNCH OF SAD TEEN CRYING IN WOODS! DRUNK HULK GO BACK TO FAT CAMP!
  10. FIRST THEY WANT EVIDENCE OF BIRTH! NOW EVIDENCE OF DEATH! IT LIKE INTERNET JUST LEARN ABOUT EXISTENTIALISM!

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Christian A. Dumais is an American writer, humorist and public speaker living in Wrocław, Poland. He has published fiction, journalism, and academic articles in several magazines and journals such as GUD, Shock Totem and Ha!Art. His first collection of short stories, Empty Rooms Lonely Countries, was published in 2009. He also created, edited, and contributed to Cover Stories, a euphictional anthology of 100 stories inspired by songs, which was published in 2010. His most recent book is SMASHED: The Life and Tweets of Drunk Hulk.

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