In celebration of Drunk Hulk’s new book SMASHED: THE LIFE AND TWEETS OF DRUNK HULK, here are his ten most popular tweets (based on the number of retweets):
- IT IMPORTANT CELEBRATE EARTH DAY! NO ONE CELEBRATE PLUTO DAY! AND YOU KNOW HOW THAT TURN OUT!
- ROMNEY WANT FIX BUDGET BY CUTTING PBS! NO TRUST ANYONE WHO PUT WALL STREET BEFORE SESAME STREET!
- YOU CAN GET SHOT FOR WHAT YOU WEAR? THEN HOW COME NO ONE SHOOT WHITE PEOPLE FOR WEAR CROCS?
- MONDAY! YOU FALL APART! TUESDAY WEDNESDAY! BREAK DRUNK HULK HEART! OH THURSDAY! NO EVEN START! IT FRIDAY! DRUNK HULK IN LOVE!
- MAYBE IF PEOPLE STOP POUR WATER ON KARDASHIAN! AND NO FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT! THERE NO BE SO MANY OF THEM!
- SUPREME COURT DROP DOMA! BARNES & NOBLE DROP NOOK! FOOD CHANNEL DROP DEEN! BAD WEEK FOR BIGOTS! BOOKS! AND BUTTER!
- I had the weirdest dream. All I did was drink and tweet in all caps. And everyone encouraged my terrible behavior.
- JUSTIN BIEBER THROW UP DURING CONCERT! DRUNK HULK HOPE SHE NO PREGNANT!
- TWILIGHT! IF DRUNK HULK WANT SEE BUNCH OF SAD TEEN CRYING IN WOODS! DRUNK HULK GO BACK TO FAT CAMP!
- FIRST THEY WANT EVIDENCE OF BIRTH! NOW EVIDENCE OF DEATH! IT LIKE INTERNET JUST LEARN ABOUT EXISTENTIALISM!
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